I really just fucking hate myself right now. I’m such an idiot. Why why why. :((((((((((
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens
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when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
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Abandoned Disneyland in China.
the ruins
holy tits
thats creepy as fuck
this makes me want to cry but then again it makes me want to wander around in there for hours anyone want to join
margo spiegleman would go there
i understood that reference
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AND I SAY HEY
WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
WHERE WE CAN LEARN TO LAUGH AND PLAY
AND GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER!
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
LISTEN TO THE BEAT
LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM
THE RHYTHM OF THE STREET
OPEN UP YOUR EYES
OPEN UP YOUR EARS
GET TOGETHER AND MAKE THINGS BETTER
BY STABBING EACHOTHER
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ahahahah
OH MY GOD SEARCH UP THE ARTICLE
The language in this article suggests that it was written by someone who either hates tumblr or never has used it. So bias omfg.
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the way paul’s eyes shut and then he looks at john
and john’s eyes go wide and then more narrow and
ok wow you’re in public guys








